The Therefore Game

How it all began

Paco the Great wrote:Ok, this is a game I found on another forum. Basically,

Spoiler:

etc., etc.

I'll start.

Chocolate is nice.

What was already posted
Therefore so many kids have bad teeth.
Therefore they can only eat soup.
Therefore they eat enough vegetables.
Therefore there is a vegetable shortage.
Therefore I don't know what to say now.
Therefore the world rejoices.
Therefore the supply of pies and other celebratory foods would have to go up.
Therefore bakers become rich.
Therefore lots of Bakers quit and go to Hawaii.
Therefore Hawaii will no longer have to eat Spam.
Therefore Hawaii get's overpopulated.
Therefore the rest of the world is nuked by Hawaii.
Therefore Hawaii become a hell, full with hounds and hags.
Therefore the bakers go mad.
Therefore the plague strikes Hawaii.
Therefore all Hawaiians will die.
Therefore Chinese people emigrate there and declare a new country, the Hawaiian Republic of the Dragon.
Therefore Chinese restaurants now offer Pizza Hawaiis.
Therefore all those bakers will start baking pizzas
Therefore Italy is going to be bankrupt.
Therefore, Berlusconi FINALLY resigns.
Therefore the world rejoices once again.
Therefore Iliander makes a new problem.
Therefore the world gets completely bored of the Ancient Astronauts theory.
Therefore 50% of the world's population believes in Anunnaki.
Therefore Pepp will makes a new Paganist Religion.
Therefore I will join it and become a 1st rank priest.
Therefore you'll stop whining about the Annunaki and live the rest of your days in hermitage.

What one should do now
Now continue on the last one!


peugeot407

Peugeot, you have just done something brilliant! I also thought it was stupid that Tilanus locked it, because it's the best of all forum games. So now I will continue...

Therefore you'll stop whining about the Annunaki and live the rest of your days in hermitage.

Therefore negotiate with the Anunnaki in secrecy.

Therefore I'll make a Peter Piepenburg Secret Brotherhood to destroy yours :twisted:

therefor I will desenvolve a new weapon to destroy your secret brotherhood

Therefore you'll probably get rich, but nobody will ever take you seriously anymore.


peugeot407

Therefore he was going to be alone, alone, aloooone.......

therefor he will kill himself because he has no friends

therefore the friends he though he didn't have, cried at his funeral and his spirit was content knowing he had friends.

Therefore I'll be a specter in a void of universe.

therefor the void unverse will create monsters that will iconquest earth

Therefore Iliander going to speaks some spams...

Therefore we will know it's really him.

Therefore he is going to be fired from his duty as a reich-ritter.

Therefore he will be sad.

(Many thanks for opening this, Peugeot407!)

Therefore I will spam some more and get banned from ne.elpea.

The honour's all mine, Paco.

Therefore I will spam some more and get banned from ne.elpea.

Therefore you might learn to be a bit more careful with what you say and who you say it to.

Therefore he decides to insult Gaddafi instead.

Therefore Belgium gets attacked.

Therefore people are wondering "why Belgium?"

Therefore Bart de Wever will tell everybody that no unified Belgium exists, and Elio di Rupo will run after him shouting that there is.

Therefore it will be filmed and everyone would laugh about Elio.

Therefore a great deal of depressed people would be cured.

Therefore I would be cured too.

Therefore you'll be an (you know who). :tonguesticking

Therefore I would pray to the lord ***.