Fransesca des Sales Newspaper

After I reinstal my windows. The system seems corrupt or infected by some bacterias... and it block my D:, where I save my important files (along with the history).

Computer bacteria. OK then.

I think you mean "virus"

That's the official Peppic way of saying "virus". Can't FegelTranslate translate from Peppic?...


peugeot407

No, FegelTranslate does not support Peppic, it's a very unknown language.

FegelTranslate is actually voice-activated and it replies with voice and text.
I asked it - "What is Peppic?"
The reply was:

Spoiler:

Eh, sorry if I being rude, but I don't like if you spamming something here, as this "dead" newspaper is solely for news, not for peppic things... except if it has a connection to the news.

It's The Inn, Pepp, calm down...


peugeot407

Pepp wrote:Eh, sorry if I being rude, but I don't like if you spamming something here, as this "dead" newspaper is solely for news, not for peppic things... except if it has a connection to the news.

Calm down, grandma, I don't want you to have a stroke.

It's just some FegelSpam.

Fegelein may spam that spam everywhere in the inn (as long as it is not Over Spammed ), but here, as this thread purposed for spammy news, I'll say that any spam here should have a connection to the news, and the last news here posted three months ago...

Spam Navigation

It's quite funny to think that the once overly spammy iliander has manged to keep his spam in the NE forums, and behave quite respectably on WotTA's and NE's forums. Some days ago, he even actually became a spam fighter to rival the likes of Herr Peppness and Mrs. Nun, when he wrote the following on the WotTA forums:

Greetings, dear forumer! You may now choose a direction:

~ City of Ban-Ham-Er
~ Faber Tea Party
~ Hattie's Murky Prison
~ Flesh-eating baby
~ Pepp's house

Choose wisely!

iliander advises the spammer in question to choose wisely, so shall we? If you were to get banned, where would you like your spamming satnav to take you? First off, the lovely historic City of Ban-Ham-Er. I think most people here will love historic cities, and iliander himself has proven that one's ego can easily survive several Piepenburgish banhammers, so this option doesn't actually sound too bad. A banhammer will also give you some peace and quiet while being banned, so you can relax and have plenty of time to make a Peppish cup of tea, to bake a lovely marble cake or to steal a random map called Kashmir and annoy said Mr. Piepenburg with it. However, Ban-Ham-Er sounds like the kind of place name you might expect in Thailand, so it'll probably be full of transvestites, which most people tend not to like too much. And to be completely honest, the kind of people who do like it probably deserve a banhammer for that very thing. Moving on to the Faber Tea Party. This one is properly horrible, especially if you happen to be from the United States, as Mr. Faber will no doubt spend endless hours explaining how the Boston Tea Party was a complete historic non-event, and how the modern Tea Party is a complete abomination and an offense to all things civilised. On top of that, you'll also have to drink tea, and English Blend is the only flavour allowed. Two-and-a-half teaspoons of sugar are also compulsory on a Faber Tea Party. In short, you really don't want to be at one, unless you've got an unhealthy interest in how to texture a realistic 18th century porcelain tea cup. Hattie's Murky Prison sounds pretty bad too, with the word Prison making it sound least attractive. Genuinely, this is probably the worst of all the options, even if it's actually a misspelling of Matti's Hurky Prison. They actually do slave labour in Matti's Hurky, as they make all the inmates script ever more random maps of Finland, so I'd stay well clear of this option, if I were you. The Flesh-eating Baby is probably quite nice in a way, as the resulting certain death is much preferable to Matti's Hurky Prison or a Faber Tea Party, but whether it's nicer than a guided tour of Ban-Ham-Er, I'm not so sure. Moving on to the last option, which is Pepp's House. While this option does include endless talk about misspelled French real history, it does include fantastic tea (certainly better than that at a Faber Tea Party), a palm tree in the garden and some lovely dogs for company. However, there's no knowing when iliander will turn up and put some Annunaki in your tea, which makes this the most risky of all options. Each option is well worth considering then, provided you don't find yourself in a situation where a Flesh-eating Baby has you running for Ban-Ham-Er, where you stumble upon a Faber Tea Party inside Pepp's House, after which you're taken to Matti's Hurky Prison. That would be proper punishment for spam, and only a truly Peppic moderator would let you suffer such horrors...

<30 St. Mary Axe>


peugeot407

Wow peugeot. That was a good read.

Best spam story in a decade!

And I'm included... I feel hono(u)red.

Ah! Spammm!!! I'm Lov'in it!

You made my day, truly! :lol:

I make an open poll here, who is the worst spammer and/or noob in AOE III modding history, and who is the wisest guy in AOE III modding history.
Put your opinion below your choice.
This is not to insult, so put your opinion objectively and neutrally.
For me,
Worst Noob: Gwyllgi, insulted everybody, claiming that America cover US only, everybody knows why.
Worst Spammer: Iliander, insulted Tilanus, posted many ideas that rejected and became angry, spamming too much, speaking about YKW, act like admin in NE, everybody knows why;
Wisest guy: Peugeot407, everybody know that he has the most karma in WotTA. That is enough to say that he is wise. And yes, he doesn't act too rude and he is soo polite!

Gwyllgi is the worst spammer in Aoe3 history, no doubt about that. As for Robert, maybe he's too polite...?

Both for me. So polite and too polite, but I like that kind of guy. Not the too rude and so harsh, barbaric guys. Maybe because Robert is a KNIGHT and barbarian modder? Well, back to topic.

Ah well, I always stick by the idea of treating other people properly, as that's the best way to ensure an enduring civilised discussion. I could offend every noob like the Tahatti and Tilani do, but I reserve that kind of behaviour for ignorant Americans like gwyllgi, dietermoreno and AirsoftHuey.

Not that I always get it right... I used to treat President Washington as yet another American fool, but he turned out to be a really wise and clever person instead, be it with some redneck political views.


peugeot407

Robert is a polite and sensible modder.In recent days we had an invasion of noobs and spammers in the forums WotTA

I remember the discussion between Gwillgy and Peugeot. For the first time I saw Robert irritated.
Rebound, however,Dieter and Airsofthuey.WotTA confused with any other mod back to modern warfare.Mr. Air, dared to enter the TFN forum.(Tragic. In this respect I was overwhelmed by tahattization.)

Not that I always get it right... I used to treat President Washington as yet another American fool, but he turned out to be a really wise and clever person instead, be it with some **Censored**DO NOT use ethnic slurs on this forum**Censored** political views.

Lol, did I really censor redneck?

*Redneck removed from censor list*

gwyllgi wasn't a noob he was just an ignorant ass. AirsoftHuey on the other hand, is a noob, since he doesn't seem to handle Tahattus' rules properly.

Lol, WotTA was down today? I even managed to take a screenshot:

Spoiler:

First they hacked NE forum, now WotTA? Or was it just that server couldn't handle AirsoftHuey's nooby questions about .ddt scripting, USSR or Pacific mod idea anymore?

To be honest Matti, I think it's the latter. :lol:

Airsoftguy :lol:

This is funny... but I can access WotTA today...

Well the "rude and scarcasm" can go to the supreme inventor of the political philosophy of Tahattization.

leereyzhe wrote:Tahattization

Correction: Tahattisation. Just saying.